We've had some snow and ice today; schools were closed and the family has been hanging out at home all day. It's been a nice break from the mad dash to the finish line known as Advent and Christmas. It's given me a chance to catch my breath. And it's allowed a stark reality to finally catch up to me; one that I've been avoiding and suppressing for months now:
I mean, really stink. As in, there are really no redeeming qualities whatsoever about them. Across the board, the football and basketball teams I annually pledge my allegiance to have not only demonstrated their astounding ineptitude over the past four months. They've come to redefine the meaning of the word.
Every weekend, it seems, I'm reminded of this unpleasantness in new and astounding ways. The latest installment came this morning when I opened the sports section of our newspaper (which more and more feels like opening my graded college calculus exams) to learn that my Wake Forest Demon Deacons basketball team had eeked out a 69-67 win against the hoops juggernaut known as the University of North Carolina at Greensboro. Just in case you don't know, the Spartans play in the Southern Conference and brought an 0-8 record into last night's game. The only reason they lost their ninth is that they turned the ball over in the final seconds. Wake, meanwhile, sits precariously at 6-4, with three of those losses coming to Stetson, VCU and Hampton. And the brutal ACC season is just around the corner. Ho ho ho.
Things haven't been much better on the football front, either. You really don't know the first thing about football frustration unless you happen to be a Wake Forest/Carolina Panther fan. Know how I know this? Their combined record so far this season is 4-25. That's not a lot of happy Saturdays and Sundays, folks. Wake came out of the gate fast but promptly lost ten in a row. The low point was probably the 62-14 thrashing we suffered at the hand of Maryland one day before Halloween. Scary indeed.
At least Wake has managed to look competitive in some of its games, which is more than can be said for the Panthers. Oh, the Panthers. Each week they seem to find new ways to engage futility - like the one game where all three game-roster quarterbacks were rookies, or the other where they were outgained in first quarter-yardage 115-6, or the game where they were up 24-0, only to let the other team score 31 unanswered points. About the only thing the Panthers are excelling at these days is the race for Cam Newton or Andrew Luck and the top pick in the draft - a nebulous reward, but at this point you're inclined to see the silver lining in even the darkest gray.
I'm not much of an NBA fan, but even if I were I wouldn't have much to cheer for. After finishing last year at 44-38 and making the playoffs for the first time in franchise history, the Charlotte Bobcats suffered a terrible blow. Meaning, Michael Jordan became the majority owner. So far that's brought them a 9-16 record and a mess of team discontent. Meanwhile, castoff Raymond Felton is practically redefining the point guard position for the New York Knicks.
I am well aware that there are many things in life more important than sports; and it's easy to offer a shrug of the shoulders and echo the sentiments of my eight-year old when he sees me moping around the house in a sports funk: It's just a game, Dad. True, it is just a game. But with all out there in this world that can drag you down - a sluggish economy, a government that won't play nice, Palin's kid making it to the finals of Dancing With The Stars - sports are supposed to be there to pick us up. Sports should help us transcend the dull mundane existence of our everyday lives with things like victory, success, conquest, teamwork. Sports are meant to be inspiring tales of women and men putting their God-given gifts to use, coming out on top and taking us along with them.
But not for me this year, it appears. It seems that I and other Demon Deacon/Panther/Bobcat fans are destined to remain in sports purgatory for the forseeable future. Which means I may have to actually start watching hockey.






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